Fur Fashion Lover Gifts

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

Dogs shaving

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Catsuit

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Best in Heat.

"The meaning of life is cats."

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

On the red carpet

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Prints in a Gallery.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"You're aware that a dog isn't a substitute for having kids, aren't you?"

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'