Fur Fashion Enthusiasts Gifts

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Catsuit

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Best in Heat.

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Prints in a Gallery.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'Short bark and sdes please.'

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'

'It's just a little gray fur...it makes you look distinguished!'

Catsulation

"I'm all faux and loving it!"