Fur Fashion Enthusiasts Pillows

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Catsuit

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Best in Heat.

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Prints in a Gallery.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Short bark and sdes please.'

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'

'It's just a little gray fur...it makes you look distinguished!'

Catsulation

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'