Fur Enthusiasts Pillows

"The meaning of life is cats."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

Baskerville Tabby.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Fur'niture

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Raccoon notepad

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".