Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!
Fur-free Enthusiast Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with a pillow that champions fur-free living. A thoughtful gift that combines comfort with compassion.
'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'
"A little help, please."
'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'
'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'
Cat Zoom Meeting
"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."
"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."
"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"
Living with a cataholic.
"You are one sick rabbit."
A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.
"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"
"She never took to the leash."
"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."
'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'
"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"
"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"
"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."
"The meaning of life is cats."
On the red carpet
"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."
"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."
'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'
"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."
Fur'niture
"Save some for Mommy, Princess."
Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.
"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."
Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".
"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."
"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."
'Do you have anything for Restless Tail Syndrome?'
'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'
MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR
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