Fur Enthusiasts Gifts

"The meaning of life is cats."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

Baskerville Tabby.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Fur'niture

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Raccoon notepad

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."