Fur And Feathers Fanatic Gifts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

USING QUILLS

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Living with a cataholic.

Baskerville Tabby.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

A Head-Dress in 1777

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."