Feather Fanatics Gifts

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'I knew he was a big man amoung his people but I had no idea he earned that many feathers.'

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Bird Torture.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

USING QUILLS

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Ornithologist

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Canada Goose

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Baskerville Tabby.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!