Feathered Friends Fanatics Gifts

Look at that lucky sod! He's always got a bird on each arm!

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Christmas Pets

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

USING QUILLS

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Ornithologist

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.