Feathered Friends Fan Gifts

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

Bird Outhouse

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Guess the Number Of Seeds And Win A Year's Supply

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

"Thanks for the concern but everything is fine, I jsut forgot to fill the feeder this morning."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Ornithologist

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."