Feathered Fancy Fanatic Gifts

Skateboarding peacock.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Family with pets.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Bird Torture.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

USING QUILLS

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Ornithologist

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Choosing What To Wear.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?