Feathered Friend Aficionado Gifts

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Goose

Birdbath & Beyond

Parrot

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

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Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Ornithologist

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."