Feathered Friend Lover Gifts

Polyclinic.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'I assumed your family reunion would be all parrots.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Ornithologist

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Canada Goose

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."