Feathered Friend Admirer Gifts

"Maybe it doesn't want to be identified"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Ornithologist

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Parrot

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.