Feathered Friend Devotee Gifts

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Ornithologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Canada Goose