Feathered Friend Aficionado Prints

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Goose

Parrot

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Ornithologist

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'