Flair Fanatic Gifts

'Brace yourselves, ladies.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"That explains all the cavities."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Bake off: Flan B

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Cheerleaders

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Rabbit and turtle.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Celebrity Books.

"Never eat a mouse who has medical skills."

The Emperor's New Followers

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

"She died doing what she loved."