Frasier Fanatic Gifts

"She died doing what she loved."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Newt sale

Friday

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The last song before the party exploded.

Dragon and Dragoff