Frasier Fan Gifts

"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Friday

"Werewolves of London..."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

What's an Imax cave?

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Starvation Watching

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Cinemuck

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Hollywood producer.