Frasier Fan Prints

"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Friday

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Hollywood producer.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hollywood producer.

Blockbuster Billion Club

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Cinemuck

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'