Show Fanatic Prints

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Astral Projection

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Larry King

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Haywatch

As Seen Watching TV

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Houdini.

John Laurie

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"Those who can can, dance."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Tony Robinson

"The season finale of the world is near."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'