Tv Sitcom Fanatic Prints

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'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

As Seen Watching TV

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"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Haywatch

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Nativity - The sitcom

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Let's just binge watch this."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Mind control

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"