Tv Sitcom Fanatic Gifts

"He's discovered 'Friends' repeats and likes the one with Bruce Forsyth chin and sticky-out ears."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Cut!

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Astral Projection

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Haywatch

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Larry King

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

As Seen Watching TV

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

John Laurie

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Let's just binge watch this."

Nativity - The sitcom

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.