Sitcom Fanatics Gifts

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Applause

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Haywatch

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Larry David

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Nativity - The sitcom