Sitcom Aficionados Gifts

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"I first felt truly Jewish when I saw Ozzie and Harriet on television."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Applause

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

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"He looks just like your husband."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Situation Tragedy.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Haywatch

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Larry David

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."