Sitcom Enthusiasts Gifts

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'I found out that Lou hasn't been seeing another woman after all - he's been seeing about six of them!'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Applause

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Beam me up. Scotty!

John Cleese.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Menopause and the City

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Haywatch

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

John Laurie

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Nativity - The sitcom

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Larry David

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"