Sitcom Enthusiasts Pillows

'I found out that Lou hasn't been seeing another woman after all - he's been seeing about six of them!'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

"What would you like to watch again?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Haywatch

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

Nativity - The sitcom

Larry David

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."