Sitcom Enthusiast Pillows

Victor Meldrew.

"We'd like you to be the quirky but lovable teen-age daughter,"

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Dawn French.

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

More Nontraditional Family Units

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

Men Behaving Acceptably.

Children's Dream Bedtime Routine

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

'Of course everybody today is fat. When I was your age, I had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channel.'

"Actually it's a brand new comedy about a rag and bone man who goes to jail."

"'Goodbye' - is that all I say?"

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

"Uh, I was going to look for a job today, Dad. . . but they were running a Gilligan's Island marathon on TV!"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

'My Three Sons' on an off-day...

"I've called this meeting to inform you that I'm resigning my position as CEO. I've landed a sweet role on a very popular TV sitcom."

Scott Feed and Grain window has sign: 'We have Alfalfa' and Mac's Video window has sign: 'We have Spanky'.

'I was hoping your dad would kick me out, I need an early night,'

Jennifer Aniston

'Let me get this stright. Your remote control is broken and you can't remember how to get from your chair to the TV?'

Jim Parsons

Patrick Mower.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'The most successful sitcom on TV was mine, and then I insisted we go it without a laugh track!'

IRS, 'Most of your deductions are in order, but about this OTHER brother Darryl....'

'Welcome to the Medical Channel -- please disrobe.'

Dawn French.

'How come people in soap opera never waste their time watching soap operas?'

'Oh, dear! My T.V. dinner keeps repeating on me.'

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'