Sitcom Fanatic Pillows

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

Haywatch

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

Theodore Cleaver, the Corporate Years

Rob Brydon.

Cut!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Applause

Astral Projection

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'Now that's Real TV!'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Beam me up. Scotty!

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Situation Tragedy.

Miami Mice

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Larry King

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

As Seen Watching TV

Menopause and the City

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

John Cleese.

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"