Sitcom Fanatic Pillows

Haywatch

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Applause

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Now that's Real TV!'

Miami Mice

Situation Tragedy.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

As Seen Watching TV

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'