Sitcom Devotee Gifts

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Beam me up. Scotty!

Situation Tragedy.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Bunny Pranks

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

John Cleese.

Menopause and the City

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Haywatch

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

John Laurie

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Larry David

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

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