Sitcom Addict Gifts

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

June Brown

Showbiz Awards

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Applause

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Now that's Real TV!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Starvation Watching

Situation Tragedy.

Can't Touch This

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Beam me up. Scotty!

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."