Sitcom Addict Gifts

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

Showbiz Awards

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Situation Tragedy.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

The cradle of mankind

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Is anything good on?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."