Tv Series Addict Gifts

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"All right, but just one more episode."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

According to this program, cows have four stomachs so they can digest the grasses they eat. You must be watching "Graze Anatomy."

Starvation Watching

"We've got TV on demand."

"Maybe we could swap places next time you want to binge-watch a Netflix series back to back."

Perky Blinders

Showbiz Awards

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

University Soapflakes

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Stephen Fry

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

"Spoiler alert."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."