Tv Show Addicts Gifts

Who Was that Masked Man? Oh.

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

'... And with it's multi-programme recording timer, you can walk in the woods all you like without missing any of your favorite T.V. shows.'

Peter Capaldi

Showbiz Awards

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Love is when you watch television together.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Stephen Fry

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Can't Touch This

Starvation Watching

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'