Tv Series Addict Pillows

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"All right, but just one more episode."

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"We've got TV on demand."

"Maybe we could swap places next time you want to binge-watch a Netflix series back to back."

Perky Blinders

Showbiz Awards

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Spoiler alert."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'