Soap Opera Addict Gifts

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Soap Opera

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

The Jung and the Restless.

Soap Opera

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''