Soap Opera Fanatic Gifts

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

'Hooked on the soaps? Why, you poor thing -- of course we can put you on disability!'

'Be reasonable, Shirley! ??" you can't dial 911 for something that happened on a soap opera!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

"Awk. . . Luke and Laura discovered Tom loves her and that her mother is dying of cancer. . . Awk. . . Doctor Thomas performed the operation on Little Mary and Ramon came in. . . Tune in tomorrow. . . Awk!"

"Benedict will learn that Shana is his daughter. Mike will resign from the police force because of his involvement with Carla. Jim will share a kiss with Nora after accusing Hope of having a fling with Nate to spite Derek. Philip and his sidekick Addis

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

This is a watching neighbours area.

What you're missing on TV, while you're at work.

Enough daytime drama for me.

Eastenders on an upsidedown television - 'They look so happy now'

'She's a hostile witness because she's missing her soaps.'

'Every time I hear the theme music I get this urge to suck my toes.'

Larry Hagman

"Love Boat"

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"You're never too old to learn..."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'