Soap Opera Enthusiast Gifts

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

The World Ends Tonight: "NOT before 'Corrie' I hope?"

'Being hooked on the soaps doesn't qualify you for disability payments.'

'Don't you see, Trudy? OUr life is like a soap opera!'

'Sorry, Dear, but I was so emotionally drained watching 'soaps' that I couldn't get supper.'

'I wouldn't mind so much if I knew what was happening on the soaps.'

As the Dryer Spins

Pevsner Cell Block H.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Coronary Street.

Anti-bacterial Soap Opera.

""Baldo, I need to talk to your tia. She wants to stand in line at the supermarket to see some telenovela star."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Eastenders!! It's more depressing than an evening at your mother's."

"Hello! I'm Tom Gomez and I'm running for mayor! I'd like to hear about the issues that keep you awake at night!"

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are nothing but macho men fighting over beautiful women! It's the same story every day!"

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

"I never could understand that program!"

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."

"It'll be HUGE. A soap opera like 'Dallas' but way more overblown. Totally crazy. We can call it 'Washington'. And in the season finale, I blow it all up."

"So I bet you watch a lot of novelas on Spanish TV?"

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

"I can't believe it, I'm finally an influencer!"

Middle East Enders

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"It doesn't look too good for Nick and Ashley!"

'Sometimes I wonder if we'd enjoy Eastenders more if we got a television.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'What I don't understand is how all those sexy women on the soaps never have a headache.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'