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"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

The World Ends Tonight: "NOT before 'Corrie' I hope?"

'Being hooked on the soaps doesn't qualify you for disability payments.'

'Don't you see, Trudy? OUr life is like a soap opera!'

'Sorry, Dear, but I was so emotionally drained watching 'soaps' that I couldn't get supper.'

'I wouldn't mind so much if I knew what was happening on the soaps.'

Pevsner Cell Block H.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Coronary Street.

As the Dryer Spins

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'What I don't understand is how all those sexy women on the soaps never have a headache.'

"It doesn't look too good for Nick and Ashley!"

'Sometimes I wonder if we'd enjoy Eastenders more if we got a television.'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Middle East Enders

"I can't believe it, I'm finally an influencer!"

Anti-bacterial Soap Opera.

"So I bet you watch a lot of novelas on Spanish TV?"

"It'll be HUGE. A soap opera like 'Dallas' but way more overblown. Totally crazy. We can call it 'Washington'. And in the season finale, I blow it all up."

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are nothing but macho men fighting over beautiful women! It's the same story every day!"

"Hello! I'm Tom Gomez and I'm running for mayor! I'd like to hear about the issues that keep you awake at night!"

'Nurse, we're withdrawing life support.'

"The only thing to fear...is a power outage during my telenovela!"

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are so crazy."

"What happened to your podcast?"