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"He's a telly addict - we've got him on an eastenders drip."

"Gotta hang up. My soap's on."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'How many times have I told you not to visit me during the soaps?'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Soaps ARE the meaning of life!;

'She's had three husbands,including her own!'

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

"Now he loves soap operas and romance songs. What happened to the unreliable, unsupportive troublemaker I fell in love with?"

"Come on, everyone! We have a long way to drive to get to our campsite."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady Macbeth

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Love Potion

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

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"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

The Jung and the Restless.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

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