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Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

'I was taking my usual nap at the laundromat, and a nearsighted woman washed me!'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

Soap Opera

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

The Jung and the Restless.

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

Soap Opera

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''