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'How about that -- she left him for some guy on another soap opera!'

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

June Brown

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

Soap Opera

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Soap Opera

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we