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'How about that -- she left him for some guy on another soap opera!'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

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'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

The Jung and the Restless.

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!