Soap Opera Lovers Gifts

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'I'm living in a soap opera!'

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Soap Opera

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

June Brown

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Joan Collins

The Jung and the Restless.

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''