Soap Opera Super Fans Gifts

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

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"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

The Jung and the Restless.

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'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."