Soap Opera Aficionado Gifts

When Clergymen have those 'round the water cooler' conversations.

"You can't video the football. I'm taping Coronation Street on the other side."

'Doris and I are celebrating our 25th year of watching 'Coronation Street' together!'

'You're so suspicious Jim, of course I'm staying home to wash my hair, like I told you!'

'These soaps always kill off people to improve ratings!' 'Hey! Why don't they kill of the writers?'

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

"The dish ran away with the spoon? -- What is this, a soap opera?"

"All relationships have dry spells. Just remember your lines and try not to bump into each other."

'Randy! I heard you was kissin' Sally Jo in the silo and now you is plannin' to take her to the Hoedown!

Violet Carson

Bird Soap Operas

"Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel - So far, it's like a soap opera."

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

"Yes... It's true... My press briefings rate better than 'The Bold and the Beautiful'...Next!"

When Tia Carmen says... "This is the most important day of my life!" it means...the final episode of her favorite telenovela airs on TV.

"Look at these tabloid magazines! Gossip is a venomous misuse of the tongue!"

University Soapflakes

"I told you you were watching too many soaps!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Everyone remembers where they were when they heard Phil Mitchell had been shot.'

Weather soaps

The Jung and the Restless.

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'Oh, we're just watching a soap opera, I mean waiting for a call.'

Ross Kemp

'Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.'

'How many times have I told you not to visit me during the soaps?'

Oh, Liam. I thought you were dead. I thought I would never see you again! Is that why you married … my brother? … Oh, Caroline … it's doesn't matter. When the mafia held me captive in a seaside cave all these years, the only thing that kept me alive was the thought of you. Caroline ... who is that mysterious stranger lurking outside your bedroom window? Is it yet another lover? No, it's me. Frank. The executive producer. You can cut all this out, we've been canceled. The market can't support mor

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

'Einsteiners.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."