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When Clergymen have those 'round the water cooler' conversations.

"You can't video the football. I'm taping Coronation Street on the other side."

'Doris and I are celebrating our 25th year of watching 'Coronation Street' together!'

'You're so suspicious Jim, of course I'm staying home to wash my hair, like I told you!'

'These soaps always kill off people to improve ratings!' 'Hey! Why don't they kill of the writers?'

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

"The dish ran away with the spoon? -- What is this, a soap opera?"

"All relationships have dry spells. Just remember your lines and try not to bump into each other."

Bird Soap Operas

"Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel - So far, it's like a soap opera."

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

When Tia Carmen says... "This is the most important day of my life!" it means...the final episode of her favorite telenovela airs on TV.

"I told you you were watching too many soaps!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Everyone remembers where they were when they heard Phil Mitchell had been shot.'

Weather soaps

The Jung and the Restless.

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'Oh, we're just watching a soap opera, I mean waiting for a call.'

'Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.'

'How many times have I told you not to visit me during the soaps?'

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"