Tv Soap Opera Aficionado Gifts

"I've been seen on TV soaps..."

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

I see he's still "working" from home.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Soap Opera

June Brown

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

How TV Causes Violence

Deadwood 25 miles

Daytime TV For Nerds

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Charlie Sheen

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Scenes from a marriage

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

THE WALKING RELATIVES

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"