Supernatural Soap Opera Enthusiast Gifts

Another celebrity couple on its way to a high-stakes divorce.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Route 666

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Demonic Repossession.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Marley's Ghost

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"