Office Sitcom Addict Gifts

And then there were Mondays.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Benign so far."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"He was much more effective in the field."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"I think it's time I told you my little secret, Miss Bigelow!"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.