Office Sitcom Lovers Gifts

'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"You calm down."

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"Benign so far."

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"