Office Sitcom Fan Gifts

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'She's serious about answering the phone by the third ring.'

"You mind punching out first?"

"We’ve just received the latest management update on how to persecute whistleblowers."

"Mr Whiskers will see you, now."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"So, let me get this straight... When you told me you could manage a hundred and twenty words per minute, you thought I meant how many words you could speak?..."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The Rubber Ball Company

Organization is not rocket science!

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."