Office Sitcom Addict Pillows

And then there were Mondays.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Benign so far."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

Starvation Watching

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

"I think it's time I told you my little secret, Miss Bigelow!"

"I'll be with you people in a minute."

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.